cats vs dogs

i envy the cats... they do nothing but sleep all day... they don't have to search for food cos they look so cute people just feed them... did i already mention that they do nothing but sleep all day? they sleep on top of car bonnets... they sleep under the cars... they sleep on the pavement... they look at you and yawn and go "blink blink"



dogs are different... they gotta fight and "earn" their food... they gotta look after the house... perform tricks... pull sleds... hunt... you name it...

a dog's life sucks!



i want to be a cat....



meow!